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What if: Just Like You
"We've got word that Lauren is standing by with the TNA Knockouts Champion Awesome Kong!" mentions Mike Tenay as the camera cuts to the blonde interviewer, standing next to the monsterous Knockout, however they're was another woman with her, in a black burkha, the woman didn't appear to be very old but her piercing eyes were the only things that needed to be shown.
"I'm here with Awesome Kong and-who are you?" asks Lauren as the young burkha clad woman sighs and snatches the microphone out of the interviewers grasp and said in crystal clear English, but what was noticable right off the bat was her accent, or rather, lack of an accent, she had a slight Californian accent
"Barika Shammas is who I am! what? did you expect me to have a comical, phony accent! give me a break!!" snaps Barika shoving Lauren out of show before saying into the camera
"I was born in Baghdad, Iraq, but before you start to boo me, hear me out, I moved to Palo Alto, California when I was three years old, It was eve
Backstage FalloutThe TNA locker-room was full of people chatting who on TV would be seen assaulting each other.
Victoria Burton was talking to Ella, also known as $tella, and since the two had never really talked before it was intresting for them to get to know each other
"So Victoria, how long have you and Melissa been married?" asks Ella with a slight smile as Victoria sighed dreamily and said
"Nearin' a year, can you be my back-up wife?" asks Victoria with a seductive smirk as Ella chuckled
"What me and you getting married? that'd bring ratings" chuckles Ella as Victoria says
"Well of course, in all seriousness how are things going with Kenny?" asks the autistic 6ft1 Australian as Ella smiles
"We're going great, thank you for asking" smiles Ella as Victoria returns the smile, the two on screen heel Knockouts were getting along great
"Its great to know you Ella, I hope we could maybe meet up for a chat or something?" asks Victoria as Ella thinks it over and says
"I'll see what I can do, catch ya' lat
Pamela McKenzie Offer to $tella
Hi, Long time so see yankees!
If you don't remember me i'm Pamela McKenzie, the mother of Victoria McKenzie, who can I just congratulate on getting married to Melissa Anderson, i'm SO happy for you honey.
Anyway, my daughter is one of the only reasons I watch TNA, although I'm a big fan of $tella and Sabrina McMahon (you have no idea how hard it was for me to say that!)
But, TNA is pissing me off to no end! Because of this stupid fucking saga with Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan and Mark/Bully Ray, as a veteran of the squared circle, it pisses me off to see these endless promos with a WWE reject, his fucking cuntstain of a daughter and a guy who used to be one of my favorite parts of TNA.
What happen to you Bully? Did Brooke take away your balls or are have you always been a pathetic motherfucker and you are the greatest actor of this generation and I doubt your a thespian (thats another word for actor to any American reading this)
But I watch TNA and I find myself getting bored, its great fo
Fighting Irish Reports: A Challenge To The Duke
The Irish-American population is one of the largest in the whole of America, with most of them emmigrating to 'The Land Of Opportunity' to live the 'American Dream' and I bet you people think i'm just an Irish-American?
I couldn't be more Irish if I was born with one of those stupid leprechuan hats on my head! I've got more Irish in my fingernail than these current Irish-American dorks have in their whole bodies.
"Oh, my great, great, great, great grandads half cousin twice removed was Irish so I get to wear green, go to the pub to get drunk and go to bed after half a pint!"
I'm legitimetely Irish, so all you yankees on Twitter asking if i'm an Irish-American, if you question my word and question my heritage ONE more time, i'll reach my hand through the moniter, grab you by the neck and conk you over the head with my Shelligah.
Anyway, now that thats out of the way.
Poor wittle Reaper, oh the Duke Of Darkness is losing his edge, not that he had a one to begin with, but
The World Belongs To MeFriday Night Smackdown
Jason McGlade smirked arrogantly to himself as he strolled through the backstage area of Smackdown, the crowd instantly booed at the unpopular, smug Newcastle, England native.
Jason had his short, black hair slicked back without a hair out of place, his stubble was a new look that he had due to Jason not being bothered to shave, the 6ft5 Brit had a smart teal button shirt with black dress pants and smart shoes, he was quite proud of himself how he KOed Justin Knight with his knockout elbow finisher.
Jason was stopped by Smackdown GM Booker T, who gained a loud pop from the crowd
"Why da' hell did you pull dat stunt last week Jason!? You shouldn't have even been on commentary!?" snaps Booker as Jason just rolled his eyes and said in his thick Newcastle accent and said
"Look, the commentary was as uncomprihensable as you are every single week Booker, I made it intresting again, and that tosser Justin Knight had the guts to attack me, because he knows
If You People Think I'm A Monster, Try And Stop Me
It was the finally night of being in the Impact Zone, and Victoria McKenzie was simply indifferent to the fact they were leaving because in the young Australians mind, everyone was a hypocrite and that by default, made them an enemy of the unstable Australian.
Victoria wore a tight fitting turtleneck which clung to her curvy frame along with teal booty shorts, black knee pads and old school black boots.
Victoria suddenly felt someone clasp her back, turning around the psychotic Australia saw Dixie Carter, who didn't look that pleased to see Victoria
"Can I help ya? Wanker!?" snaps Victoria with a smary, mocking grin plastered on her good looking face as she immaturely stuck her tounge out as Dixie said
"Do I look like i'm playing games McKenzie!?"
"Better question? Do I care?" grins Victoria in a sing song voice, leaning in with a smile that could only be described as one of a small child with a mixture of a serial killer
"What do you t
All My Personalities Need Mental Help
A smitten Sasha Banks had been getting some cards from a secret crush, Valentines Day was gone but that didn't stop the small Boston native from residing on cloud nine.
The definition of the phrase 'Big things come in small packages' had laid all the cards out on her locker-room table with each of them opened and read the first one she recieved about a week ago out loud
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish I was loved as much as I love you"
Sasha smiled slightly, it was abit odd but in a cute kinda way so she thought nothing off it, she read the second one she got a day after the first
"I dance like nobodies watching, but whenever you walk by my world stands still, with nobody else, just me and you, the way it should be"
Sasha only knew of one diva who danced, but it was that unstable New Zealand psychopath Jade Tayla, who was too sick to show love to anyone not Skye Walker, the fact that Jade refered to her partner as her 'Mummy' made Sashas skin crawl.
The Boston native shook the
What If: Victoria McKenzie as a Deranged PoacherVignette #1
The promo starts with a skipping video footage of an Australian news station saying
"Our top stories tonight, 17 year old poacher Victoria McKenzie has been extradited to America"
Then it cuts to a different news station in America saying
"McKenzie, of Newcastle, Australia is rumored to be mentally unstable and was viewed as unfit to stand trail, she has been placed in a mental hospital in Melbourne until viewed as mentally able to stand trail"
It finally then cut to another Australian news station saying
"Police found the 17 year old in her home, she offered no resistance and even escorted the officers inside where they found a total of 300 poached animals, McKenzie claimed that she sold some off as medicine."
Then the TV switched off and a young woman with curly blonde hair and a deranged, almost child-like smile popped up as a heavy, almost digaredoo sounding rock tune came up as if on cue as the camera suddenly died with the words
The Split Second That Will Change Your Life"Are you sure we're safe from the bombs sir?" asks a small Afghan child to the solider who looked at the boy and said
"Ya' gonna be fine mate, me an' my troops'll take you and your family to safety" as the troop walked down the dusty roads of Helmand Province of Afghanistan, Jason McGlade, a 17 year old Australian army officer sighed and ran a hand through his short cropped hair and was about to say something when the young man stepped on a landmine, creating a monsterous explosion as the young Australians platoon ran to see if the young solider was alright.
Jason's eyes fluttered open as he saw a plethora of doctors and nurses standing around him
"What the fuck happened to me?" asks the young Australian as a middle aged doctor took off his glasses and said
"You got blown up by a landmine Mr.McGlade"
Jason blinked and raised an eyebrow before asking
"Okay, question two...How am I still here?!"
"We found your brain completely intact someone, we managed to preserve it befo
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