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What If: Victoria McKenzie as a Deranged PoacherVignette #1
The promo starts with a skipping video footage of an Australian news station saying
"Our top stories tonight, 17 year old poacher Victoria McKenzie has been extradited to America"
Then it cuts to a different news station in America saying
"McKenzie, of Newcastle, Australia is rumored to be mentally unstable and was viewed as unfit to stand trail, she has been placed in a mental hospital in Melbourne until viewed as mentally able to stand trail"
It finally then cut to another Australian news station saying
"Police found the 17 year old in her home, she offered no resistance and even escorted the officers inside where they found a total of 300 poached animals, McKenzie claimed that she sold some off as medicine."
Then the TV switched off and a young woman with curly blonde hair and a deranged, almost child-like smile popped up as a heavy, almost digaredoo sounding rock tune came up as if on cue as the camera suddenly died with the words
The Split Second That Will Change Your Life"Are you sure we're safe from the bombs sir?" asks a small Afghan child to the solider who looked at the boy and said
"Ya' gonna be fine mate, me an' my troops'll take you and your family to safety" as the troop walked down the dusty roads of Helmand Province of Afghanistan, Jason McGlade, a 17 year old Australian army officer sighed and ran a hand through his short cropped hair and was about to say something when the young man stepped on a landmine, creating a monsterous explosion as the young Australians platoon ran to see if the young solider was alright.
Jason's eyes fluttered open as he saw a plethora of doctors and nurses standing around him
"What the fuck happened to me?" asks the young Australian as a middle aged doctor took off his glasses and said
"You got blown up by a landmine Mr.McGlade"
Jason blinked and raised an eyebrow before asking
"Okay, question two...How am I still here?!"
"We found your brain completely intact someone, we managed to preserve it befo
Matchstick MenWWE SmackDown
Mississippi Coast Coliseum, Biloxi, MS
"Ladies And Gentlemen welcome back to Friday Night Smackdown, now we've got what should be an amazing match between the World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler, and one of the fastest rising stars in WWE, Justin Knight" says Josh Matthews as out of nowhere Pictures of Matchstick Men by Type O Negative hit the PA System as the crowd went into a hail of boos as they knew who was going to come out.
Jason McGlade, the young native of Newcastle, England strolled down the ramp, wearing smart jeans, with a dark blue dress shirt and had his short, slicked back black hair without a hair out of place as the 6ft5 brit strolled down to the commentators table, looking at all the booing fans in disgust as JBL smiled and shook the hand of the Brit as the one formerly known as Bradshaw said
"Can you believe this, 'The British Invasion' is among us, how are ya' Jason?" asks Bradshaw as Jason smiles and places a headset on and says to the for
Christopher McGlade-Bevis Wikipedia Bio
Billed Height 5ft11
Billed Weight 235 lbs
Born Winter Park, Florida
April 2nd 2015
New Japan Pro Wrestling USA Dojo
Christopher Marcus McGlade-Bevis (born April 2nd 2015)is a British-American professinal wrestler currently working in New Japan Pro Wrestling under the ring name of Christopher McGlade-Knight and is the son of former WWE World Heavyweight Champion Jason McGlade and former NXT Diva Saraya-Jade Bevis.
Christopher was born on the 2nd of April 2015 to Jason McGlade and his wife Saraya-Jade Bevis, and since his godparents were former WWE star Len Miles, also known as Reaper, and his wife Daffney, Chris grew up among wrestling, he would watch his parents old promos and matches to get a jist of how things worked in the buisness and got a college degr
A Matter Of Character: Victoria McKenzie
Now with everything going on in TNA with the Aces & 8s, The Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan marrige thing, things that were once vital cogs in the TNA machine are now being forgotten.
The X-Divsion and the Knockouts division are hardly being looked at, with the Knockouts only getting 3 minute matches, it almost seems like the Knockouts Divison is turning into the Divas division.
But one Knockout goes against the grain, shes a wise-cracking, fan assaulting, arrogant, psychotic Australian called Victoria McKenzie, who is one of the most unstable, yet intriguing characters in TNA at the moment, and her targeting Kiato Usagis daughter Hikari, the fact shes assaulted Brooke Hogan, fans proves that she's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Shes so bi-polar and out of control that its hard to know what makes her tick and why she acts the way she does, what made her so unstable and so un-caring for anyones life, she dosen't appear to give a damn about her own health, but i'll try my best to get into
Don't Rush Things!
"The following contest is set for one fall, introducing first!" announces Shimmer ring announcer Joey Eastman as Bullet The Blue Sky by U2 hit the PA system as Megan St.Gowens stepped from behind the curtian, looking at the crowd with a look of disgust, the 185 pound Michigan native wore her signature black dress type of attire that hugged her bigger frame, she wore matching black knee pads and black boots, Megan wasn't trying to impress with flashing costumes, she was in Shimmer to make an impact and if the crowd didn't like it, it was too bad!
Megan strode around the ring, arguing with any fan who heckled her as she slid in the ring and shoved Joey Eastman out of the way and relaxed on the ropes like a hammock as she spat the gum she was chewing out of her mouth as she waited the arrival of her opponent.
As Bullet The Blue Sky faded and turned into Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi as a young woman came out through the curtian, with a big smile on her face, she was wearing a black tube top wi
The Fighting Irish Takes A Shot at Reaper
Myself and my best friend Ayesha Ray have been on a war-path over the last few months, i've had a war with Natayla, I've had a war of the words with 'The Great One' The Rock and i'm getting more and more on edge.
The lack of competition is drivin' me nuts! But then I see something on Raw backstage, Xander Sky was having his last moments in a WWE ring, the crowd were chanting his name and his tag team partner in Team Rocky Horror Reaper was getting all goo-goo-ga-ga over him and I actually...didn't give a rats arse!!
Has everyone forgotten about my epic street fight with Natayla? Apparently so
Has everyone forgotten about my tenure as Smackdown GM? Apparently so
Has everyone forgotten that I cut off The Rock and gave him a run for his money on the microphone? Apparently so
They don't care about me or Ayesha because they were too busy watching the two stooges have a hug-fest!
Well Reaper, now your all by your lonesome, eversince you've been in WWE you've had support from Daffney, Christi
Volpi.You will find that the story you tell
is very rarely your own. In Lucca,
even the smallest pebbles
breathe in the warm sunlight.
Knotted stones and cobbled roads
beat out a paper-dry heartbeat heat
my city breathes in and out,
inhales sparrow air.
It's writing a story.
You are the pen.
You will find that in Lucca
the daisy chains forge fire
in side streets and back alleys.
Teenagers intertwine. Tell me,
odd flower, are you still closed?
Here we are colored wax;
the heat of the city melts us.
We run into each other, rhapsody
of pigments. Operas are our specialties.
Open up; feel the reds.
If not, try and see them. There is a place
of deep knife marks, a street
long as midnight
you may learn something there.
Valentina's voice glimmers like red wine.
You may enjoy intoxications. Still,
know alcohol has no story
and will swallow your own.
Find the sign with the wolf on it.
You'll know the place. Epiphanies ring true as church-bells.
Lucca still guides the wanderers
to well sp
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