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The Bullet Train of The X-Division
Austin Aries was sitting on the swivel chair in his office as he looked at his World title, the former X-Divison Champion had just hired a new 22 year old man nicknamed 'The Bullet Train' for his lightning speed and his hard strikes, with a nicknam and his apperance, Aries was waiting for the man to come in and not speak a lick of English.
Suddenly Aries' office door opened and a young man came into Aries office, he was Jason Tozawa, an Asian-American from National City, California, he was about 5ft5 inchs tall with alot of muscle on his frame for such a small man, he had a good looking face, short black hair, a black smart jacket which was opened and showed his impressive body, Jason also had smart black jeans and some black and lime green converse shoes
"Mr.Tozawa?" say's Aries with a raised eyebrow as the younger man looked at 'The Greatest Man That Ever Lived' with annoyance on his face, he wasn't in the mood for Aries' arrogance and smugness
"No it's Barack Obama, who the hell do
Pamela Higgins Blog and Manifesto
When I was a young lass (well I'm only 23 so I still am a young lass) from Antrum in Northern Ireland I would watch Smackdown and I would always think 'This is so much cooler than Monday Night Raw' and as the GM i'll make sure that Smackdown is a appreciated as Raw is.
No more Raw re-caps or re-bounds, Pamela Higgins' Smackdown is not having time taken away to see segments that those idiots in the WWE Universe have already seen.
No more long opening promos, apart from myself of course but i'm the GM I do what I want so deal with it.
I'll be bringin' back the Smackdown fist that made it stand out and made it stand apart from Raw and plus, the fist looks amazing!
New talent will be brought in, Seth Rollins, Paige, Jake Carter, Kassius Ohno.
As a supporter of Communism, everyone will be equal, everyone will get a chance to shine and there will be more exciting matches and not just predictiable matches with John Cena winning everyone.
The cruiserweights are comin' back..as soon as I get en
"Mrs.Higgin's, you wanted to see me?" ask's Veda Scott, the red-headed former law student ask's Pamela Higgins who smiles slightly and say's in her thick Irish accent
"Yeah, I called ya' 'ere 'cause a've been watchin' ta' new series of NXT an' i've been really impressed with alot of ta' guy's there, be a dear an' make a list of ta' most impressive star's due ta' win loss records and in-ring ablility, remba' only ta' best for Pamela Higgins' Smackdown" smiles Pam as Veda was about to leave only for Pam to call out
"Oh, Veda, make sure to add Seth Rollins to ta' roster, the guy needs mainstream exposure"
"Yes Mrs.Higgins, personally, I think you'd be a better General Manager than AJ Lee"
"I know'a would, but I love chaos and anarchy, and with AJ's break down, Raw's crumbling around her and it's the most i've laughed in a long time, remind me to take a cut out'a Booker T's pay everytime he say's things like 'Dawg' an' 'Sucka' what does tat' even mean anyway?"
"I do not know Mrs.Higgins"
Victoria McKenzie Blog
"Why are you the way you are Victoria?"
That question get's asked of me everytime someone ask's for my autograph (not many have I know but still)
They want to know why i'm so fucked up in the head, they want to know why I'm so sick and twisted at the tender age of 19 so I've decided to answer these, and the most common question's I get on my Twitter account @AussieVMcKenzie
1. Why am I such a bully? Because I was bullied at school, I had nothing to be happy for in my school years, I was a nerd, I got bullied relentlessly by people who thought that picking on the girl with Autism would get a rise..and it did, so when I gained some weight and when I'm wrestling, i'm treating my opponents like I was treat, I want to drag them through the dirt, just like I was, I want to make them feel like shit, because I always felt like shit, I want to break them mentally and psychically because I got broken mentally and psychically.
When I was 14 this bitch blonde bimbo shoved me against
"Hey! Hogan!!" the thick Australian accent of Victoria McKenzie caused Brooke Hogan to turn her head, she looked at Victoria and raised an eyebrow at Victoria, the bi-sexual Australian was wearing teal booty shorts, black knee pads and black boots along with a black turtle-neck which was slightly tight around the 167 pound 19 year olds gut.
"Yes, your Victoria right?"
"Yeah Victoria McKenzie, the girl who's hardly been on this damn show since you took over, i've heard you say that I need to learn 'respect' you know what (bleep) respect, I don't respect anyone around here because no one respect's me! you talk about respect? isn't your dad the same man who turned on all the Hulkamaniac's saying 'You fans can stick it, brother!!'" Mocks Victoria in an extremely good Hulk Hogan impression, mimicing 'The Hulkster' from Bash at the Beach where he turned heel and shook up the wrestling world.
"So what are you saying?" ask's Brooke with a raised eyebrow as Victoria scowls
"I demand more
Pushing All The Wrong Buttons
"Come on Rose! Do ya know who the hell I am?! I am the Kangaroo Kid! I am the future of this company!" shouts Victoria McKenzie driving her exposed knees into the face of Divina Rose, showing a new agressiveness and drive, the one time goofball jobber was now a serious player.
Victoria wore her signature black shorts with the lime green and pink outline and matching halter top with old school white wrestling boots and had her long curly blonde hair flowing down to her shoulders she also had her tradmark 'Die Wanker' wrist tape, even though Victoria had matured backstage and was more relaxed and likeable, her character was still the punk kid she was that was the annoyance of everyone's lives, Victoria saw it as taking the piss out of herself
"1-2-3-4 Get off her McKenzie!" counts referee Camilla Dias, a seasoned referee who wouldn't take any bullshit from thugs like Victoria
"Why don't ya make me wanker!?" snaps Victoria getting right in Camilla's face, but the gorgeous ref wouldn't be
Let It Ride
A flickering light in a dark room showed someone sitting on a chair wearing a black hoodie and acid wash jeans, the woman didn't look at the camera as she started her promo
"Anarchy Championship Wrestling, thank you for allowing me the chance to compete in your Queen Of Queens tournament, thank you for allowing Victoria McKenzie, a woman who is not right in the head a chance to compete against wrestlers like Anthea, Rachel Summerlyn, Portia Perez, Remy Martin and Jessica Lockhart..I am honored, but before you see my new calm and collected speech and my lack of profanity lacing my words that once was my achilles heel..don't for get that I am still Victoria McKenzie, I am still the same sick thug i've always been, I am still a monster and now that i've cleared up all potential confusion, let me begin" Standing up Victoria took the hood off and revealed a disturbing mask that looked like the face off a woman
"Now as far as i'm concered, people like Lockhart and Summerlyn strive for respec
Throw The Rule-Book Out The Window
"The following contest is our main event of the evening and is a No Disqualification Match set for one fall introducing first to my right, from San Francisco, California, weighing 140 pounds she is CHEERLEADER MELISSA!!!" announced Joey Eastman as the crowd went bonkers for the most over face in the Shimmer locker-room, Melissa kept her focus deadset on Victoria McKenzie, the disturbed, bitter and uncontrolable former Shimmer Champion had desended into madness, paranoia and self-obsession with 'her' Shimmer Championship, but tonight it wasn't about titles, the two women planned on killing the other, there fued was one of the most violent and personal in Shimmer history if not THE most personal
"And her opponent to my right, from Newcastle,Australia, standing 6ft1 inch tall and weighing 166 and a half pounds, she is VICTORIA McKENZIE!!!" announces Eastman as the crowd boo'ed as loud as they had all night as Victoria scowled at the fans before suddenly shoving the referee o
Calm and Collected For A Change
"G'Day wankers this is Victoria McKenzie here, and for once I won't be screaming, shouting or anything like that because to be honest, you people aren't worth me getting up-tight over." say's Victoria smiling slightly before saying
"Some people don't like me, they'll comment on my Twitter that i'm over-rated, that I have a fat ass, that I am dangerous because I use a spike piledriver for my finisher, and one guy said that 'Your a phony, why dosen't his head touch the mat?!' Because if that happened that would break my opponent's neck and then I would rightfully be blacklisted from every-promotion in the world." say's Victoria calmly
"Am I over-rated? Maybe, depends on if you like the style I work or not, Do I have a fat ass? Yeah I do, I am dangerous? No, I've been wrestling for 3 years and in that time I've only injured one person, sorry about that Remy, and even that was an accident and I take fully responsiblilty for it." Victoria looks and raises an eyebrow to the camera before say
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